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Busman 
Yardie
Joined: 10 Oct 06
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 121
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 Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 23:36 |
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I'm a Project Mangler for CSC (The IT company with the really good bike team), though in the trade we're known as Cowboy Selling Computer... Yee-Harrrr!
As for the name, when not at work and doing work trips to the pub on a friday, I'm the taxi service for my children, their friends, their families etc...
They all bundle in with all the clobber and still there's room!
Biggest laugh was a group of teenagers singing "The wheels on the bus" on the way home from the school disco/ rave.
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orangina
Vanorak
Joined: 16 Feb 06
Location: Godmanchester,
Status: Offline
Points: 2804
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 23:36 |
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Mr Hedgehog
Vanorak
Joined: 26 Oct 06
Location: Wiltshire :)
Status: Offline
Points: 2201
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 23:12 |
 cjohnson_uk wrote:
Mr H
I think it is "pop a cap in his ass"
banging in the ass is something different
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O dear, you see the problem is I live in Wiltshire and there aint a ghetto down here
We do get cider drinkers with shot guns though
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Jumped Ship to a Vito but I hear a 2021 T6 calling, only real difference is the Vito cab is more car like.
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cjohnson_uk
Groupie
Joined: 27 Feb 07
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 240
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 23:04 |
Mr H I think it is "pop a cap in his ass" banging in the ass is something different
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ChrisJ : S. Yorks
96-99:'93 T4 LWB 2.4
01-03:LHD T4 California 2.5TDi 102+>~130
05/07-09/09 : T5 174 'velle Silver
7/10 - 2/14 T5 130 Tip SWB SE Black
2/14 - ? ... To*£@&o Custom 155 Tit Silver
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Mr Hedgehog
Vanorak
Joined: 26 Oct 06
Location: Wiltshire :)
Status: Offline
Points: 2201
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 22:56 |
Fifty pence wrote:
You can really shorten it down though. ( 50 )( isn't that right HH !! )
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But Fifty I like the word Fifty and I don’t want to be dissing you G-Stars as you might bang a cap in my ass
Now pence I can take or leave that
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Jumped Ship to a Vito but I hear a 2021 T6 calling, only real difference is the Vito cab is more car like.
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Hulkiebear
Groupie
Joined: 08 May 06
Location: WSM
Status: Offline
Points: 172
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 22:30 |
I'm not very good in the mornings, and my wife calls me Grizzly Bear(especially when I have a couple of days stubble), she then became Babber Bear(I'm Bristolian, what can I say my lover!) When we we're in Newquay on a week end several years ago, I won an Incrediable Hulk cuddle toy from one of those grabbing machines, he became the maskot of the T4 I had at the time and we called him Hulkiebear!
He got transferred to the T5 and so I go by the Name Hulkiebear on the internet.
Oh god, don't tell my wife I told you all that!
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Kombi 174. Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
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cjohnson_uk
Groupie
Joined: 27 Feb 07
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 240
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 22:19 |
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'cos I have no imagination and I live in the UK and because its what I use almost everywhere else too and I can't remember much as my brain is full of the same useless stuff that Orangina suffers from so my initial and my surname and country at least reminds me who and where I am. I have stump jumper too but its been so long since I've been on it I can't recall which one, I also worked in the forces for a short time and have a motorbike but have not sold windows or gas or been born in the 50s.
cjohnson_uk was easier than stumpCompPro_XRN_CB500_nowindows_nogas_1970
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ChrisJ : S. Yorks
96-99:'93 T4 LWB 2.4
01-03:LHD T4 California 2.5TDi 102+>~130
05/07-09/09 : T5 174 'velle Silver
7/10 - 2/14 T5 130 Tip SWB SE Black
2/14 - ? ... To*£@&o Custom 155 Tit Silver
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Stumpy
Groupie
Joined: 14 Dec 06
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 79
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 22:07 |
After a particularly good mountain bike, The Specialized Stumpjumper.
You all thought I has prothetic limbs didn't you?
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T5 TDI
Vanorak
Joined: 05 Nov 05
Status: Offline
Points: 3687
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 21:36 |
kombi57 wrote:
Sorry to be boring but mines a kombi and I was born in 57. 
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Mine is even more boring Kombi (And I was born in 57 too!)
While we are a bit off topic here, how about us all adding where we live (and what we think of it) as part of our sig?
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2004 2.5 174
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gason
Vanorak
Joined: 31 Mar 07
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 1238
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 21:18 |
called myself gason because i am a gas engineer 
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Fifty pence
Vanorak
Joined: 19 Jan 06
Status: Offline
Points: 1149
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 20:54 |
Cant remember exactly what i was thinking when i typed in my user name. ( pretty sure its because of the " gansta rappa " Fifty Cent )
Obviously if i was in a European country i could have kept the name the same, but being in the UK it had to be Fifty Pence !!.
You can really shorten it down though. ( 50 )( isn't that right HH !! )
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2002 Discovery TD5
2007 Vivaro 2.0 CTDI
2004 T5 front bumper
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kombi57
Yardie
Joined: 06 Feb 06
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 578
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 20:30 |
Sorry to be boring but mines a kombi and I was born in 57.
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T30 104 Kombi
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The Windowsmith
Newbie
Joined: 27 Dec 06
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 39
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 19:19 |
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Got to say, i don't repair alot of Everest stuff! Maybe it is the best after all!!! Very brave of you to come clean Orangina, all the double glazing salesman i've met are a certain breed of people, if you know what i mean?
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orangina
Vanorak
Joined: 16 Feb 06
Location: Godmanchester,
Status: Offline
Points: 2804
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 11:12 |
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zedzedeleven
Vanorak
Joined: 05 Jan 06
Location: west cumbria
Status: Offline
Points: 1169
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 09:03 |
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Because of the bike, although I have got a ZZR1200 now, but can`t be bothered to change the name.
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1.9 85ps swb 2004 in friesan green.
bring me sunshine.
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CLONKY
Yardie
Joined: 23 Jan 06
Status: Offline
Points: 828
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 07:46 |
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Because of the Clonk...
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landyspeed
Groupie
Joined: 08 Jul 06
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 372
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 07:37 |
I have a Landrover (landy) that goes really slow as its done 178K so its gone into retirement. I know have the T5 aswell hence Landyspeed,
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all the gear no idea!!!!
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gregozedobe
Vanorak
Joined: 22 Dec 06
Location: Canberra, Oz
Status: Offline
Points: -998266
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 00:24 |
My first name is Greg, I live in Australia (oze) and I have a Doberman (dobe) - the first Web forum I joined was for dog agility enthusiasts.
I couldn't be bothered making up a new Id for any subsequent forums, so I stuck with the first one (I can remember it most of the time).
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The Transporter
Vanorak
Joined: 08 Nov 05
Status: Offline
Points: 1012
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 at 00:11 |
Because I drive an LDV Convoy....  Also I do like the film of the same name with Jason Statham... A good fun film 
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2004 174bhp AXE engine..... Belligerence has been confirmed.
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Mr Hedgehog
Vanorak
Joined: 26 Oct 06
Location: Wiltshire :)
Status: Offline
Points: 2201
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Posted: 16 Apr 07 at 23:01 |
orangina wrote:
The Windowsmith wrote:
My company name, double glazing repairs! |
When I left the RAF I spent nine weeks selling Everest double glazing - there! I've got that off my chest!
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Was it you on the advert dropping the feather behind the pub window with a helicopter outside. Quote “you only fit double glazing once so fit the best - fit Everest”
I can never understand why I can remember crap like that but after a night down the pub I can’t remember the way home
Edited by Mr Hedgehog
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Jumped Ship to a Vito but I hear a 2021 T6 calling, only real difference is the Vito cab is more car like.
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what’s in a name?
please I don't want to be reminded of this episode of my life!