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max and caddy 
Vanorak
Joined: 12 Dec 09
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Points: 3846
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 Posted: 08 May 12 at 18:25 |
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i was in bed with my bears
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Allanw
Vanorak
SYCOPHANTIC TRAINEE WELSHMAN
Joined: 21 Mar 10
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 1062
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Posted: 08 May 12 at 19:11 |
 max and caddy wrote:
i was in bed with my bears |
As in fat old hairy cunts wearing leather? 
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Allan :-)
'84 T3 Kombi, EJ25 DOHC, apprentice Viking...
Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it can MUFFLE the sound.
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
Status: Offline
Points: 694
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Posted: 08 May 12 at 23:42 |
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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Allanw
Vanorak
SYCOPHANTIC TRAINEE WELSHMAN
Joined: 21 Mar 10
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 1062
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Posted: 09 May 12 at 07:58 |
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Allan :-)
'84 T3 Kombi, EJ25 DOHC, apprentice Viking...
Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it can MUFFLE the sound.
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dansimpson
Yardie
zubs apprentice
Joined: 22 Jul 10
Status: Offline
Points: 797
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Posted: 11 May 12 at 00:15 |
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Music fest weekend, and I been welshified, missus and sister in law, they are jabberring away like a chorus of jabberwockies.....help..................................
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
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Points: 2536
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Posted: 12 May 12 at 01:51 |
welsh see, just let em get on with it mate
and take a big big deep breath
and then relax
see, your ok again now aren't you
I'm only a day late but.................
Edited by ZUB - 12 May 12 at 01:55
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
Status: Offline
Points: 694
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Posted: 12 May 12 at 07:32 |
dansimpson wrote:
Music fest weekend, and I been welshified, missus and sister in law, they are jabberring away like a chorus of jabberwockies.....help.................................. |
Dan, I have seen how much you can drink, and fair play to you boyo, I was impressed. I've harboured the suspicion for some time that with a talent for drinking like that, there's some Welsh in your blood for sure. We'll have you supporting the Mighty Taffia and claiming Johnny Wilkinson is the bastard son of a Greek fisherman in no time.
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
Status: Offline
Points: 2536
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Posted: 13 May 12 at 01:54 |
Al, I've got the goods, will be posting out this Monday for sure 
mmmmm
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
Status: Offline
Points: 2536
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Posted: 13 May 12 at 03:06 |
I'm off 
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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Allanw
Vanorak
SYCOPHANTIC TRAINEE WELSHMAN
Joined: 21 Mar 10
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 1062
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Posted: 13 May 12 at 04:31 |
I'm still deciding what to do... You had pineapple lumps? Not very sophisticated, but very Kiwi 
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Allan :-)
'84 T3 Kombi, EJ25 DOHC, apprentice Viking...
Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it can MUFFLE the sound.
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
Status: Offline
Points: 694
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Posted: 13 May 12 at 05:41 |
Fuck me - waking up in the chair in the living room at 05.30 is not very rock 'n' roll.... Captain Morgan can be a cunt sometimes 
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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dansimpson
Yardie
zubs apprentice
Joined: 22 Jul 10
Status: Offline
Points: 797
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Posted: 13 May 12 at 15:15 |
I'm not sure if I am awake, this music fest is just one big piss up, when you've really got pissed , it all sounds the same...... 
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
Status: Offline
Points: 694
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Posted: 14 May 12 at 00:17 |
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Still up and far from home. Stuck at a red signal in Oxford with no hope of moving for at least four and a half hours. Uber fucked off doesn't even begin to cover it...
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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stephmac
Vanorak
Joined: 12 Sep 10
Location: Ayr, Scotland
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Points: 1105
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Posted: 14 May 12 at 06:51 |
Time to knock a quick on out then ?
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1987 T3 Caravelle 1.9 DG
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
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Points: 694
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Posted: 14 May 12 at 09:34 |
stephmac wrote:
Time to knock a quick on out then ? |
lol!! Trust me, had I been on my own, I'd have used the 30 seconds it would have taken me wisely As it was, there were two other geezers with me, and I couldn't get hold of Elvis Just got back home. To find out that the builders doing our loft conversion have found gaping holes in the felt under the tiles on the front part of our roof. Neat vodka mixed with Captain Morgan's spiced is numbing the pain, but only just. I'm about to go all urban lunatic with a staple gun in a drab suburb of Cardiff...
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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dansimpson
Yardie
zubs apprentice
Joined: 22 Jul 10
Status: Offline
Points: 797
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Posted: 17 May 12 at 21:11 |
Castle whasisface here we come!!
Anyway, at work today, yet another one of those tele sales calls ...transcript as follows
Me " Hello, Home and hardware" Caller " YEs may I speak to the business owner?"
Me " oh theres no need for that, I will be able to help you" Caller " I would like to speak to the owner about business insurance"
Me " oh we dont sell that, but we do have a good range of kettles"
Caller" pardon?"
Me "Well okay tell me what it is you do want to buy" Caller" I dont want to buy anything" Me " Now come on, you're ringing a shop, and you know what shops do dont you? We sell things to people" Caller " no I dont want to buy anything, I wish to speak to the owner" Me " Now dont be silly, people contact shops to buy things, you must want to buy something" Caller " as i've said. I dont wish to buy anything..>" Me " Fuck off then you dozy git, ringing shops when you dont want anything. Stop wasting my time i could be selling something to make money to pay for our business insurance!"
Phone down
Now wasn't I nice and polite????
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dansimpson
Yardie
zubs apprentice
Joined: 22 Jul 10
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Points: 797
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Posted: 18 May 12 at 00:28 |
Last me stood in a yard till Sunday, Castle Retro calls... ZUB!! fly the flag mate!!  |
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
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Points: 2536
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Posted: 18 May 12 at 21:32 |
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
Status: Offline
Points: 2536
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Posted: 19 May 12 at 00:53 |
Al it's bad news I'm afraid but me kids love the fact (little shits) 
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Allanw
Vanorak
SYCOPHANTIC TRAINEE WELSHMAN
Joined: 21 Mar 10
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 1062
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Posted: 19 May 12 at 01:00 |
ZUB wrote:
Al it's bad news I'm afraid but me kids love the fact (little shits) |
Tell them if they eat them all at once, they'll end up fat fuckers like me! I'll eat an entire bag of pineapple lumps on your behalf!
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Allan :-)
'84 T3 Kombi, EJ25 DOHC, apprentice Viking...
Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it can MUFFLE the sound.
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