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ZUB 
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
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Points: 2536
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 Posted: 19 May 12 at 01:32 |
plus a bag of cola cubes too I bet 
Edited by ZUB - 19 May 12 at 02:13
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
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Points: 2536
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Posted: 19 May 12 at 02:20 |
Dan, I'm restricted by length, it don't feel good
Edited by ZUB - 19 May 12 at 02:22
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
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Points: 2536
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Posted: 19 May 12 at 02:31 |
Greg ????
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
Status: Offline
Points: 2536
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Posted: 20 May 12 at 02:19 |
I'm fucked
still here though 
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
Status: Offline
Points: 2536
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Posted: 20 May 12 at 03:28 |
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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ZUB
Vanorak
early morning troll
Joined: 30 Nov 08
Location: NORTH WALES
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Points: 2536
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Posted: 20 May 12 at 03:53 |
was too wankered to talk....................
I'm off
Edited by ZUB - 20 May 12 at 03:54
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Honorary member of niko's fan club
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Allanw
Vanorak
SYCOPHANTIC TRAINEE WELSHMAN
Joined: 21 Mar 10
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 1078
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Posted: 20 May 12 at 05:41 |
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Missed you by 2 hours and 6 minutes... apparently. Night!
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Allan :-)
'84 T3 Kombi, EJ25 DOHC, apprentice Viking...
Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it can MUFFLE the sound.
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
Status: Offline
Points: 752
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Posted: 20 May 12 at 09:16 |
 ZUB wrote:
Greg ???? |
I was at work dude!! Receiving texts from Hutch every time he went to the bar to get another pint.... I was here last night, but I was on the Thatchers Gold and, quite frankly, by the time I realised I'd had enough, I was too wankered for anything at all. Even the spiced rum appears to have made it through the night unscathed, which is as good an admission of homosexuality as you'll get in this part of Cardiff. Woke up on the sofa this morning with Mrs Pugwash giving me that sideways glance. This could be a long day ahead....
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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Bromy
Yardie
Joined: 26 Feb 12
Location: Cambridge
Status: Offline
Points: 451
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Posted: 20 May 12 at 10:25 |
i tried to read it all but got to page 9 
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"follow the masses, do the opposite"
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dansimpson
Yardie
zubs apprentice
Joined: 22 Jul 10
Status: Offline
Points: 797
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Posted: 21 May 12 at 00:46 |
Survived another festival thing, too much lager. Now purging system with a bottle of rum, one glass left, no hope of work tomorrow, last bottle standing is now empty. New rule, if you aint had had least the equiv to take ya to zone 4 then it really doesnt matter if you're standing, youre only stood still. And if you need to know where zone 4 is, you aint ever reached it..................... I have been told on more than one occasion I AM A LEG END, which probably means me feet fucking stink
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dansimpson
Yardie
zubs apprentice
Joined: 22 Jul 10
Status: Offline
Points: 797
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Posted: 21 May 12 at 01:34 |
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All by myself...........
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Bromy
Yardie
Joined: 26 Feb 12
Location: Cambridge
Status: Offline
Points: 451
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Posted: 22 May 12 at 23:11 |
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i need sleep its only 11:12
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"follow the masses, do the opposite"
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Bromy
Yardie
Joined: 26 Feb 12
Location: Cambridge
Status: Offline
Points: 451
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Posted: 22 May 12 at 23:17 |
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Finish me cider have a smoke and im off
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"follow the masses, do the opposite"
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dansimpson
Yardie
zubs apprentice
Joined: 22 Jul 10
Status: Offline
Points: 797
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Posted: 23 May 12 at 00:20 |
Bye 
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
Status: Offline
Points: 752
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Posted: 23 May 12 at 03:42 |
Just in from work, and having a sneaky Cap'n Morgans
Anyone else about?
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
Status: Offline
Points: 752
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Posted: 23 May 12 at 19:50 |
My advice to you all is not to order stuff from Baxter when pissed, at early o'clock in the morning. If you do, you'll find that you: - A) Have order 8 metres of fuel line, when you actually need 1, B) Ordered some cleaning roll which you get free from work, C) Ordered tent pegs, to keep the several hundred you already have, company. At least it keeps the Yorkshire types in gainful employment. You will also upset your neighbours when they come out of their back door at 6 in the morning to find you pissing all over your tomato plants, "because it's a good fertilizer". I would also advise against suggesting a bit of early morning slap and tickle to your other half after a bout with the Morgans. To be fair, like most blokes, I'm fucking irresistible to the opposite sex when I'm pissed, but having your Mrs call you a "fat drunken sex pest" and telling you to "fuck off fatty" doesn't do your ego a whole load of good. Work tonight can only be an improvement on the atmosphere in my house at the moment
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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Allanw
Vanorak
SYCOPHANTIC TRAINEE WELSHMAN
Joined: 21 Mar 10
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 1078
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Posted: 24 May 12 at 00:46 |
Pugwash wrote:
My advice to you all is not to order stuff from Baxter when pissed, at early o'clock in the morning. If you do, you'll find that you: -
A) Have order 8 metres of fuel line, when you actually need 1,
B) Ordered some cleaning roll which you get free from work,
C) Ordered tent pegs, to keep the several hundred you already have, company.
At least it keeps the Yorkshire types in gainful employment.
You will also upset your neighbours when they come out of their back door at 6 in the morning to find you pissing all over your tomato plants, "because it's a good fertilizer".
I would also advise against suggesting a bit of early morning slap and tickle to your other half after a bout with the Morgans. To be fair, like most blokes, I'm fucking irresistible to the opposite sex when I'm pissed, but having your Mrs call you a "fat drunken sex pest" and telling you to "fuck off fatty" doesn't do your ego a whole load of good.
Work tonight can only be an improvement on the atmosphere in my house at the moment
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In the running for best post ever there! . Sounds like a quick masty in the work bogs might be in order.
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Allan :-)
'84 T3 Kombi, EJ25 DOHC, apprentice Viking...
Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it can MUFFLE the sound.
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Pugwash
Yardie
Joined: 29 Apr 11
Location: Cardiff
Status: Offline
Points: 752
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Posted: 24 May 12 at 01:19 |
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Can't even go for that Allan, they cancelled my job tonight and I'm back home!! Bastards!! Still, there's always the van in the garage, and the quilt needs washing anyway....
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Pugwash - Layin' in the gutter, starin' at the stars....
Pearls of Welsh wisdom can be obtained on 07872 069462
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Allanw
Vanorak
SYCOPHANTIC TRAINEE WELSHMAN
Joined: 21 Mar 10
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 1078
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Posted: 25 May 12 at 04:11 |
Pugwash wrote:
Can't even go for that Allan, they cancelled my job tonight and I'm back home!! Bastards!! Still, there's always the van in the garage, and the quilt needs washing anyway....
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Rrrrrrr!
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Allan :-)
'84 T3 Kombi, EJ25 DOHC, apprentice Viking...
Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it can MUFFLE the sound.
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dansimpson
Yardie
zubs apprentice
Joined: 22 Jul 10
Status: Offline
Points: 797
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Posted: 27 May 12 at 01:34 |
Pugwash wrote:
My advice to you all is not to order stuff from Baxter when pissed, at early o'clock in the morning.
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Aye, and never get pissed when camping, or you end up flogging yer awning to someone for half what its worth, then have to buy another when you get home...
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