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    Posted: 27 Jun 11 at 18:31
WTF is it with scrotums? what with getting older and the warm weather, I can make mine into an awning for me feet! All the other local bits are still unimpressive but the bag they came in............
 
I could use it to shine my torch through to warn of danger. (Yes you have).
Incubating penguin eggs?
Smuggling.
Air brake for the van. (Need to master the deployment)
 
Certainly doesn't help my bike riding.
 
And there's nothing about on the 80-90 Wiki
 
Roll on winter at least some of it hibernates!  
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Pump it up and paint it orange, use it as a space hopper LOL
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With the grey hairs appearing on mine, it can now do a decent impression of Ernest Borgnine in Heart to Heart!
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Originally posted by BOBBER BOBBER wrote:

Pump it up and paint it orange, use it as a space hopper LOL
 
It's only got 1 handleSmile
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you could wrap it around your self 2 keep warm at night!haha.
Is anyone else like me in that the smell of P38 filler makes them alarmingly turgid?
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Get a quid in the self praise box......  Awning FFS LOL
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swimming cap :OD
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if your in the redline lol ya having a good time! lol ;P
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God i hope this link works

Scrotum book

http://www.amazon.com/Spectacular-Saggy-Scrotum-Allan-Plenderleith/dp/1841613355
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[QUOTE=Stacey]God i hope this link works

Scrotum book

http://www.amazon.com/Spectacular-Saggy-Scrotum-Allan-Plenderleith/dp/1841613355[/QUOTE]
 
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What were those two Aussie blokes called that did a show where they manipulated their knobs and ball bags into everyday items like a hamburger and the Eiffel Tower?
Poo IS funny.
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I think it was Puppetry of the Penis oh how my Mum laughed when my sis took her to that.
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Ornament for Lady Ps chin?
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Handy if they are ever short of sacks at kiddies sports day. 
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