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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tee3 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Oct 09 at 16:44
Originally posted by bbrich bbrich wrote:

 
Lol your trying to involve me in the process of his rant, ive just stood back and encouraged him, at first i thought he had lost his tampax, but now i see your the one on the blob. Dont take it all so personal, like i said earlier just tell him to fuck off, youll be better thought of for doing it. 


nope, I dont buy it.

If it wasnt for the mention of camping with the kids I might believe you, but that thread just reads like pissed up ranting. And people just dont bring their kids into stuff like that if its piss taking.

And then the sound of a reversing beeper when he realised what a cock he had made of himself...



Edited by Tee3 - 05 Oct 09 at 16:45

YOU CANT EDUCATE GAMMON

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LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote rogerthecat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Oct 09 at 16:49
Originally posted by Tee3 Tee3 wrote:

Originally posted by mr bricolage mr bricolage wrote:

. Diamond Hell springs to mind, now where is he?
Burnt alive in the back of a T4 Syncro.
A mysterious disfigured southerner in a dress was seen running away from the scene, muttering something about "that fucking Syncro"
Well, when I say running... his legs were moving at running speed, but due to the length of them he wasnt moving very fast.
Heres a photofit:



I still have that other match WinkLOL
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FUCKING FUCKETTY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKER

Dont you know I keep a colony of endanged hedgehogs in my van???
Dont you care about the fucking hedgehogs???

FUCKHOLES FUCKETY COCK SNOT

YOU CANT EDUCATE GAMMON

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Roast Hedgehog & Nettle Pud!!

Everyone loves hedgehogs, with their snuffly little noses and punky hairdos. But research into Britain's oldest recipes suggests our ancestors loved them in a rather different way - roasted.

A team from the food science department at the University of Wales Institute in Cardiff (just had to be didn't it!! LOL has discovered that, along with nettle pudding, roasted hedgehogs can be traced back thousands of years. The researchers spent two months scouring Britain's culinary history to reveal what our forefathers ate and drank.

Roasted meats (Hedgehog)

"Hedgehog should have its throat cut, be singed and gutted, then trussed like a pullet, then pressed in a towel until very dry; put into a brown T3 and then roasted by setting fire to the van with copious quantities of unleaded petrol -high in polyunsaturated fat - and eat with cameline sauce, or in pastry with wild duck sauce. Note that if the hedgehog refuses to unroll, put it in hot water, and then it will straighten itself."

From medievalcookery.com/oddities

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LOLLOL
Now thats funny!
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WTF are endanged hedgehogs?

Are they the ones that have already been burnt?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
By tee3's cock snot


Edited by bbrich - 05 Oct 09 at 17:15
Why is it always fucking raining?
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They are like normal hedgehogs, but they are endangered
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Originally posted by Tee4 Tee4 wrote:

They are like normal hedgehogs, but they are endangered


Mainly because they are in Tee3s van WinkLOL
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Bunch of van burning , pissed up , cross dressing , hedgehog eating , anal smoke blowing , PM sending , no phoning , got beefage , Cloppers   Big smile
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Originally posted by Diablodub Diablodub wrote:

Bunch of van burning , pissed up , cross dressing , hedgehog eating , anal smoke blowing , PM sending , no phoning , got beefage , Cloppers   Big smile
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tee3 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Oct 09 at 18:54
Originally posted by Diablodub Diablodub wrote:

Bunch of van burning , pissed up , cross dressing , hedgehog eating , anal smoke blowing , PM sending , no phoning , got beefage , Cloppers   Big smile


Spit it out man.

Fucking fence sitters.

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Originally posted by Tee3 Tee3 wrote:

Originally posted by Diablodub Diablodub wrote:

Bunch of van burning , pissed up , cross dressing , hedgehog eating , anal smoke blowing , PM sending , no phoning , got beefage , Cloppers   Big smile


Spit it out man.

Fucking fence sitters.
 
I get splinters sometimes i'm on the fence that much  Wink
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Originally posted by greyvanman greyvanman wrote:

Fences burn a treat don't theyShocked
 
Only down south
 
Oop here in the north we value our fences.....aye we doo......
 
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Originally posted by Tee3 Tee3 wrote:

FUCKING FUCKETTY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKER

Dont you know I keep bumming a colony of endanged hedgehogs in my van???
Dont you care about the fucking hedgehogs???

FUCKHOLES FUCKETY COCK SNOT
 
 
Apologies, i know you shouldnt rim donkeys, but the oppo was too great to resist.


Edited by Tee3 - 05 Oct 09 at 21:56
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Originally posted by bbrich bbrich wrote:

 
Apologies, i know you shouldnt rim donkeys, but the oppo was too great to resist.


thats okay, dont apologise...




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